1. |
Kentucky Derby
01:51
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When I was a faggot,
I used to fuck Bob Saget.
Lived in Kentucky,
Shit got really fucky.
Ask me why my butt so big,
They held me down and inserted a squid.
Shit is so unlucky,
My poor life in Kentucky.
Chugged a bottle of Turkey,
my visions getting merky
The sheriff asked me what's my name,
I told him I was David Blaine
Now I am here, stuck with no beer - Nebraska
Mind is retired, house is on fire - Alaska
Call me a queer, words i cannot fear - Chupacabbra
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2. |
Our Little Secret
03:53
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Take a bath from the Aftermath.
The stench is so bad - Where's my gas mask?
Give me a beer, My mind's not clear
and we've gotta get this show on the road.
Lit up a smoke - Listen to folk
I hate being broke - they think I'm a joke
On my own, I'm not alone
I'm in love with Lars & the real girl.
Pull my dick out, heard a girl shout.
Life can't get any better than this.
Two months later, I got gayer
and the sun still shines on my private parts.
Slap me harder, don't tell father
Please make sure this lasts forever
Hold me gently, We've got plenty
of time to do this all over again.
Walking back, to the shit shack.
Shot up some smack, and shit on my back.
Come over here and sit down dear
and tell me how we got to this place.
Pull my dick out, heard a girl shout.
Life can't get any better than this.
Two months later, I got gayer
and the sun still shines on my private parts.
Slap me harder, don't tell father
Please make sure this lasts forever
Hold me gently, We've got plenty
of time to do this all over again.
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3. |
Area 50 Juan
02:39
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My God has spared me,
My wife is buried.
I keep on dreaming,
of my body searing.
The moon shines bright - while I
try to walk alone.
All around me,
the kids are drowning.
I watch the river,
turn Red & Silver.
My eyes roll back - while I
try to jump across.
We are all worried,
my curse will cure me.
All my blood has,
been gone for so long.
I fall asleep - when I
wake up, I will be alone.
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4. |
Buffalo Brad
03:35
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If I look closely,
I can see right through your clothes.
Can you bend down for me?
And try to touch your toes.
Oh, that's nice,
I can tell you stay in shape.
Don't put up a fight,
You won't escape.
Now, I've been following you,
for a good six months.
You know I have plans for us,
Don't put up a fuss.
Just settle down,
Turn your frown upside down.
If you try to escape,
I'll put you into a cage - where you'll stay.
Now that we're together,
nothing can get in our way.
As lite as a feather,
as beautiful as a parade.
Can I brush your hair?
Well of course I can.
I'll try not to stare,
I know you'll understand.
I can tell you all of my secrets,
I know you won't judge.
If you know what's good for you,
You better keep your mouth shut.
Welcome to the rest of your life.
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5. |
Custard Cream Filled
02:03
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I'm slow up to the door,
I looked inside the hole.
They can't control my dreams,
I'm falling in between these endless seems.
Da Custard Cream Filled.
I know what you want,
You are here to haunt.
The place beyond the Pines,
They're hiding underneath a bed of lies.
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6. |
Slammed By Dunk
04:18
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Daddy - Unkie
One night my room was dark and cold as ice,
My uncle said" Follow me downstairs for a light.
Take my hand and I will lead the way.
You're a man now. Wouldn't have it any other way.
Wipe your eyes - no need to fear me now.
All alone, but I wont make a sound.
I told myself once, I told myself twice, I'm through with being nice,
I'm never gonna fuck him again.
I'm not gonna take it, I'm only gonna shake it, If only I can fake it,
But I love giving head.
I blew my candles out, I made a wish and it came true.
If you get startled, I'll take care of you.
Come closer, I can barely see your face.
Hold me tighter, Don't let our time waste.
Are you hungry cuz you know that I have snacks.
Call me "Dunkie" - Lay back and relax
I told myself once, I told myself twice, I'm through with being nice,
I'm never gonna fuck him again.
I'm not gonna take it, I'm only gonna shake it, If only I can fake it,
But I love giving head.
Dunkie
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7. |
The Alamo
02:30
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Out for a ride with my one true love,
just me and her and the stars above.
The feeling I felt when she was stolen away,
my strongest words could not explain.
My heart stops without her,
So I won't stop until I've found her.
I'm searching far, I'm searching wide.
I'm hurting for my missing pride.
All I've done and all I've tried,
do I scrap my plans to make her my bride?
Why do I personify?
What's real inside my mind is good enough for me,
to believe. Can't you see?
My heart stops without her,
So I won't stop until I've found her.
But we're so far apart.
So where the fahahaduh do I start?
Finally she's back with me,
I gave her a kiss - she takes it absently.
Now I see the reality,
The feelings I have - She can't have for me.
My heart stops without her,
So I couldn't stop until I found her.
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8. |
Urgent
02:19
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It's hard to tell,
I diagnosed myself.
But what the hell..
was I supposed to do?
Why, why, why, why, why
is it always me?
On the first night,
of paradise.
I gotta get out of this place,
gotta get out of this place.
Oh, its too many eggs,
It's just too much eggs.
Does this mean I'm guyjean?
Does it mean I'm gaijin?
Urgent Chris, Urgent Chris, Ur-Urgent Chris.
Surgeon Chris, Surgeon Chris, Su-Surgeon Chris.
Urgent Chris, Urgent Chris, Ur-Urgent Chris.
Surgeon Chris, Surgeon Chris, He's Surgeon Chris.
Cuz every body bleeds.
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9. |
The Way It Goes
01:57
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The cow goes..
and the dog goes..
and the monkey goes..
and the rooster goes..
and the frogs go..
and the lion goes..
and the other dog goes..
and the bear goes..
and the sheep go..
That's just the way it goes,
Don't act like you don't know.
Every time you come around - I let my feelings show.
That's just the way it goes.
Everybody telling me NO
But every time you look at me - I can tell my cover is blown.
The alarm goes..
and the alien goes..
and the car goes..
and the bubbles go..
and my boner goes..
and the rain goes..
and the plane goes..
and the fake laughs go..
And that's the way it goes.
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10. |
Surf 'n' Gurth (Bonus)
01:15
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11. |
Log Cabin (Bonus)
03:01
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12. |
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